
Add your own Philosophical Shit
READERS: ADD YOUR OWN. TALK SHIT ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PHILOSOPHER. ENTRIES SO FAR: Diogenes — I will shit in public. Luther — I can shit myself; I do not need the church to shit for me. Benjamin — Mechanical shit is without aura. Habermas — All shitting presupposes the ideal shit situation. Cicero — What times!...

Philosophical Shit List
From The Ancient Greeks (Heraclitus: You can't step in the same shit twice) thru the Enlightenment (Rousseau: Man is free to shit but is everywhere constipated), to the present day (Derrida: Deconstruct the privileging of shit over crap), here is the entire canon of Western philosophy through a scatological lens