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TALK SHIT ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE PHILOSOPHER.

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Philosopher:

Shitty Idea:

ENTRIES SO FAR:

Diogenes — I will shit in public.

Luther — I can shit myself; I do not need the church to shit for me.

Benjamin — Mechanical shit is without aura.

Habermas — All shitting presupposes the ideal shit situation.

Cicero — What times! What shitting!

Einstein — The time space coordinates of a piece of shit depend on the motion of the observer of that piece of shit.

Dewey — Shit is what shit is experienced as.

Croce — Shit, thinking about shit, and the difference between shit and thinking about shit, are all part of the same shitty experience.

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